I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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