...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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