sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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