You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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