I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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