Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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