All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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