Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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