And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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