We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
