well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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