new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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