why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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