Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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