some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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