Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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