Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
