I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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