Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My ass is underappreciated
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome