Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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