Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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