you guys were way drunker than both of me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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