Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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