tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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