How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize