Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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