Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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