i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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