i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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