part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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