I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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