That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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