Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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