I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.