HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.