Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3