Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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