is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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