im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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