32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
