Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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