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Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

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Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit? (617) Remember that time you hooked up with him? http://tfl.nu/yz0c

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That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...

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(619): That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop... http://tfl.nu/9vfi

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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich

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(773): Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich http://tfl.nu/iski

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(517): View more from Michigan

Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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(517): Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite. http://tfl.nu/8on0

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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.

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(480): Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas. http://tfl.nu/ugcx

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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.

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You make your fellow Jews happy.

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(412): I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more. (1-412): You make your fellow Jews happy. http://tfl.nu/gpio

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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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(859): Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here http://tfl.nu/kvme

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(917): View more from New York City

and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.

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(917): and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower. http://tfl.nu/wwsw

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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.

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(818): Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right. http://tfl.nu/8nul

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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.

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(678): My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed. http://tfl.nu/n0s1

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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.

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(717): Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated. http://tfl.nu/4rw5

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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.

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(772): Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication. http://tfl.nu/cb9g

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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.

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(541): Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers. http://tfl.nu/28i2

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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.

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(917): All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come. http://tfl.nu/y4z2

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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......

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(901): Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this...... http://tfl.nu/c0ql

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