She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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