how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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