doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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