I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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