i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
