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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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