Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I met the friendliest cop last night
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
