I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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