I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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