im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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