My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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