it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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