After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Bring me that man meat
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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