Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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