i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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